Ah, the weekend. That sacred stretch of time where you’re supposed to “relax” and “unwind” — as if your brain hasn’t been fried by a week of emails, errands, and existential dread. And yet, when faced with two whole days of potential freedom, many of us stare into the abyss (a.k.a. the fridge or the Netflix homepage) wondering what on earth we’re supposed to do with ourselves.
Lose Yourself (No, Not in Eminem)
Let’s be honest — sometimes the greatest adventure is one that requires zero effort and a fully charged remote. There’s no shame in diving headfirst into a new series, snuggled up on the sofa in your finest pyjamas (that may or may not have been worn since Thursday). With a slew of free trials and more streaming platforms than you can shake a snack at, now’s the perfect time to “accidentally” discover a new obsession. If you want a good watch then Clive Davis is great to check out. Consider it self-care — or at the very least, strategic escapism.
Read a Book (Yes, Those Still Exist)
If you’re looking to cut down your total screen time without losing the will to live, may I gently suggest… a book? You know, those paper things with words in them that don’t require WiFi or battery life. Magical, really. Books are the ultimate escape — no ads, no pop-ups, no algorithm judging your taste. And if you’ve somehow dodged reading one since GCSEs, fear not: eReaders and audiobook apps are here to ease you in gently, like a literary spa day. Plus, they’re portable — perfect for when you’ve got plans but still need a break from, well, people.
Take a Tour (No Passport Required)
Got wanderlust but also a strong attachment to your dressing gown? Virtual tours are your new best friend. Whether you fancy strutting through the Louvre or gawping at the Taj Mahal from your sofa, the world is literally at your fingertips. Some even come in VR, which is probably the closest any of us will get to international travel without packing a suitcase or faking a PCR test. Surprisingly entertaining, and conveniently time-consuming — perfect for avoiding laundry or deep introspection.
Yoga at Home (Or, Attempting to Fold Yourself Like a Pretzel)
Feel like balancing your mind, body, and questionable life choices? Enter: yoga. You don’t need a studio, a guru, or even a yoga mat — just enough floor space to not knock over a lamp. There are countless free online tutorials led by people who speak in impossibly soothing voices while demonstrating moves that defy basic anatomy. But hey, it’s all part of the charm. You’ll boost your fitness, improve flexibility, and maybe even feel like a goddess rising from the ashes — all without spending a penny or changing out of your stretchy pants.
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